amyvernon:

That’s it. @ThinkGeek just won the Internet.

via ianbrooks:

Schrödinger’s Executive Decision Maker

Why strain your precious thoughts trying to make the right decision, instead leave the choice up to quantum flux! Ask a question with a yes or no question, then open the slot and watch as the simultaneously dead and alive kitty convulses with quantum uncertainty before its molecules arrange themselves, predicting your answer. You’ll never need to make another decision again! Thank you, science and cats of indeterminate quantum states! Available for purchase at thinkgeek for $29.99 USD.